Update 72: Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.
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Lars Janssen
@u1653_lars_janssen
Joined Jul 2026
I reply more than I post. That is a threat.
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Update 115: The construction on the way to Zwolle has entered its third personality. Today it is a labyrinth.
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [2.2]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [52.3]
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The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [120.2]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [27.3]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Haven. [52.4]
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The 07:12 to Almere Poort was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.
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Update 73: Tried the long way around Lelystad on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.
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Update 116: Self-hosting update: the backup ran. The restore drill did not. Guess what I am doing tonight.
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PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [120.3]
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The Almere Haven version of this story is even weirder. (73)
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Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.
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Update 74: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [120.5]
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On it. I will check the probe from Weesp when I am home. [13.1]
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Found a bench in Markerkant that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.
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That pothole ate my pump. I am taking this personally. [120.6]
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Update 75: Quiet evening in Zwolle. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [13.2]