Update 123: Tried the long way around Amersfoort on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.
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Noor Martens
@u158_noor_martens
Joined Feb 2026
Dogs, DNS, or both, depending on the hour.
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Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)
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I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [117.4]
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Roaster in Bussum asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.
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I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]
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Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.
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Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]
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Update 82: Found a bench in Rotterdam Blaak that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.
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Update 125: Quiet evening in Leiden. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]
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Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]
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The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.
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Update 84: Three herons at Scheveningen. They looked like they had a union.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Zwolle. [53.3]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Leiden. [28.3]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]