Karim Jacobs

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Muiderberg. [78.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Stedenwijk. [53.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Oostvaardersplassen. [28.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Hilversum invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (85)

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]

Honest question: is the bus lane in Tussen de Vaarten a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [39.2]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [107.1]

I had the opposite experience in Maastricht. Maybe it is a platform thing. [39.3]

Unpopular take: the coffee at Hilversum is better than half the specialty bars in the city.

Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [107.2]