If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)
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Lars Timmerman
@u1353_lars_timmerman
Joined Apr 2026
I reply more than I post. That is a threat.
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MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]
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Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]
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Quiet evening in Zwolle. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Update 111: Brought the dogs to Filmwijk. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (25)
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Update 69: Sunset over Muiderberg made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.
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Update 112: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Update 113: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.