Koen Bergman

Roaster in Tussen de Vaarten asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]

Update 82: Found a bench in Europoort that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [78.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Zwolle. [78.3]

Update 84: Three herons at Naarden. They looked like they had a union.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Leiden. [53.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Europoort invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]