Update 125: Quiet evening in Rotterdam Blaak. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Noud Ottens
@u119_noud_ottens
Joined May 2026
Testing the timeline. Also living on it.
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v200144.200144 Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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v200144.200144 Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]
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Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.
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Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]
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The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.
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Update 84: Three herons at Weesp. They looked like they had a union.
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Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Scheveningen is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Rotterdam Blaak. [28.3]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]
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Kids at the playground in Stedenwijk invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.
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Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.
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Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]