Update 93: Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.
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Emma Kuiper
@u1102_emma_kuiper
Joined Jun 2026
Bike first, train second, car never (almost).
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The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [68.4]
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PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.
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Come to Naarden tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [118.6]
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Update 51: Just walked through Naarden. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.
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Update 94: Honest question: is the bus lane in Almere Centrum a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [104.1]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [79.1]
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Bird count at Europoort this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Zeewolde. [104.2]
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Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Bussum. [79.2]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]
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Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Lelystad. [29.2]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]
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Update 96: Wind at Oostvaardersplassen was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [29.3]