Kids at the playground in Lelystad invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.
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Jade Schouten
@u096_jade_schouten
Joined Feb 2026
If it fits in 280 characters I might be wrong, but I will be brief.
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]
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I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (85)
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Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.
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Update 129: Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Almere Poort? I can bring soup and a folding table.
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Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [15.1]
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [39.2]
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [14.2]
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I had the opposite experience in Bussum. Maybe it is a platform thing. [39.3]
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Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [107.2]
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If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [15.3]
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If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [39.4]
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We tried that route via Oostvaardersplassen. Worse pavement, better wind. [107.3]
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Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Groningen? Bring a book.
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Wind at Muiden was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.
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Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [39.5]
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Update 132: Found a bench in Lelystad that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.