Karim van den Berg

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Weesp invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (85)

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Update 129: Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Bussum? I can bring soup and a folding table.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]

Honest question: is the bus lane in Amersfoort a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [15.1]

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [39.2]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [107.1]

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [14.2]

Unpopular take: the coffee at Weesp is better than half the specialty bars in the city.

Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [107.2]

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [39.4]

Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Rotterdam Blaak? Bring a book.

Wind at Leiden was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.