PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]
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Nova Jansen
@u080_nova_jansen
Joined Jul 2025
Mostly Muiden. Sometimes opinions.
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Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.
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Update 61: Brought the dogs to Leiden. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [119.3]
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This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)
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Sunset over Amersfoort made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.
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Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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On it. I will check the probe from Dronten when I am home. [13.1]
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Come to Dronten tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [119.5]
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If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Muiderberg. [105.1]
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Market at Leiden had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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Update 64: Espresso in Bussum tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.
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Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.
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Tried the long way around Pampus on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.
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We tried that route via Europoort. Worse pavement, better wind. [80.5]
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If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)