Maud Hoekstra

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [118.4]

Looking for a trailer this weekend near Pampus. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

Last train from Almere Haven smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [118.5]

PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Come to Weesp tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [118.6]

Update 51: Just walked through Weesp. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [104.1]

Bird count at Stedenwijk this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Utrecht CS. [104.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]

Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Dronten. [29.2]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [29.3]

Brought the dogs to Weesp. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]

Update 54: Neighbourhood tip: skip the main square at Scheveningen on Saturday. Side streets are calmer and the bakery still has bread.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [29.4]